See, that guys' OK
See? That guy what Dick peppered fulla birdshot is OK. He looks like a zombie who just ate some perticularly icky-tastin brains, but he looks fine otherwise.
All yawl crazy demo-nazi limperals who was goin crazy with conspuricy theries can just shut up now. I bet they won't shut up though. Now they gonna start sayin the guy aint really the same guy, that it's a clone or a undead.
See if that don't happen. And when it does, you tell 'em Betty Jo said it would!!
posted by Betty Jo Goering @ 3:10 PM
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Wow. This is some really unfunny stuff. It's not even good parody.
Let me guess; you, LGFathead, that Fat Elvis guy, and Manimal couldn't hack it the debate arena so you figured you'd try your hand at this blithering nonsense? Let me tell you something that may have escaped your notice - you suck at this too. Honestly, is everybody on the left just plain retarded? No wonder you can't win an election.
Spare me the response in redneck speak. You're just another pile of liberal dung.
Wow. Thet sorta smarts. I'm sorta surrpised you don't like my site, seein as you love Bush and I think you love the Lord too.
I thought we were all in this together. I guess I was wrong. Now I'm gone have ta go have me a good ol' cry. Then stew some possum, and shoot up some quails.
Pay no attention to the Chimp, he's as blank as Manimal.
Sorry Fat Ass, you're history. Go waste Just Ain't Right in the Head's time. Here's what I wrote @ my site about you:
"These guys are not funny nor is it good parody. They're just liberal derelicts who seek attention through this ham-handed (and Phil looks like he eats a lot of ham regardless who he really is) routine.
The lame bits by Phil, LGFreak, Minimal and this Betty Jo creature, are just an admission of their failure to compete successfully with us. The left may find them worth a giggle. But that's only because of the inherited emotional retardation that those who follow a failed political philosophy suffer from.
Picture this Brokeback Trout moment, if you dare; I'll bet they sit with one hand typing this idiot nonsense, the other hand filled with Skippy xtra-chunky peanut butter masturbating with 3-day old feces stained underwear wrapped around their feet, surrounded by nude photos of their favorite failed liberal zeros - Alec Baldwin front and center in his "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" Mr. Conductor outfit. http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/T...ad/pix/ tmr2.jpg
Ignore them, taunt them, laugh AT them, not with them. These losers are just the nouveaux liberal circus freaks. This won't help then win any elections any better than the failed strategy they use now."
Betty has heard most of this already. Although I do believe she was on her knees at the time.
Oh, PHilbert, hon. You know our Espella don't like the comments what you leave up in there. He done deleted it already. You know how sensitive he is and all. Look how mad you got him?
Espella Humanze, I hope you ain't too mad cause I likes to visit yer site. I hope you lemme come back their sometimes, cause I'm a good Christain White Woman who loves her Bush and embraces everthin conservative.
I cain't figger out why Espella get so mad at me. Maybe he got the middle age crisis or the Gay and it's makin him all cranky.
I tried to pitcher the masterbatin and typin with some old pooped up undies, but I just caint get a clear pitcher no matter how hard I try.
Sorry Espella. I guess i done failed you agin. You just keep on pitcherin that for me, awright?
Oh Philbert you crack my ass up, mister.
I'm sorry you so messed up but you love women so that's OK. See how mean Estella is to me. Funny I thought she were a guy but you oughta know, Philbert. You use them big words so's I know you're smarter than Estella.
I don't know who this fake guy is who likes to immitate my faverite reader, Esperto Manimal. All he likes to do is say fuck you to me. Well, that ain't nuthin... I hears that down at the A&P all the time, when I get in fights with the cashiers about prices of stuff (they like to rip me off - I brang me in the quepons so I knows they trying to get away with somethin).
Philbert, I'm sorry you got in a love triangle with Estella, diva that she seems to be (like I said, I'm floored cause I thought she was a he, but I aint' surprised at nuthin anymore really). I think if'n you go to your preacher and talk some maybe that will clear it up fer ya. In the meantime, I suggest you kill yerself some critters so's you can feel manly and good 'bout yerself.
I'm gone go kick some more homeless for Jesus and taunt the crazy man down the street. He got the paranoid skitsofrenia and no medicine and Saturday nights I like to get him all riled up fer kicks.
I love bein a Christian and not goin out gittin drunk and smokin pot all the time like them sinful librals.
Anyways, thanks for your post and bein so open and frank. come back agin and I hope you feel better, Philbert.
I don't know nothin bout handy wipes, now, but I wonder if'n you aint the same feller what emailed bloody dead bodies to HelenWheels? Cawl my ass crazy, but I'm pretty sure that's some sort of harrasin'. NOw, go place nice Mr. ManIImal. And stop with the "fucking bitch" talk up in here. That there's harassment too. Ain't you the one with a Mac and and IP from Frisco? Just wonderin'. I got some fambly down that way. Maybe you know some of em?
I know they ain't much good hair product round them parts though.
Plus ManIImal I thought you was gone ignore us? Why you comment 4 times up in here? Go away if'n you don't like us, here?
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