Estella's Science Experiment! (Plus Update V1)

We all know Estella and the terrible time she's having communicating with the outside world. You know, every since the "expose", as I is referring to it now. His/Her/It's pathetic clicks and grunts are almost unbearable to listen too, yawl.

Well, almost... it's really ironic she works for JC Penney as a technical geek guy. Anyway, to while away the hours towards a crushingly uncertain future with "a hi-def digital TV", Estella has been busy constructing a combination "creamy"combination icecream carton and can opener. The poor dear just loves to eat and open things (especially ice cream), so really, this is quite practical for Estella, I thinks. Maybe it keeps his ass outa troubles!

Plus, it's self cleaning (with Estella that's important, if you know what I mean - just lookit that greesy hair yawl) and it's safe for the environment, which pisses me off but you know it's things like that what gave me the clues he's really a librual.

I told Estella (over the protests of Bi White Hat, who was prancin around in some getup (see pic) that I would put it up on the mantel but he insisted I post it on my blog for all her friends to see (if she had any, shhh... I thank they all one person that he/she/it pays). Actually, Estella don't really tell me anything because I don't speak - "stupid". I's just smart enough to unnerstand his mofo librual ass anyhow.

But when Estella sits by the patio door to be let out, you don't need a eight ball thingy to figure it out it's potty time ('cause it gets all stinky). He need to stop eatin so much damn ice cream yawl.

UPDATE V1: Oh and also Estella accidentally swallered a grenade, 'cause he was gone blow hisself up on account of Robot Buddha callin him a yeller chickenhawk! (see pitcher).