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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Espella Revealed!


“Espella loves to hear himself bray” - English Proverb

Special thanks to gifted shutter bug Big White Hat (pictured left).

I guess Espella done took off a few lbs. Shwoo. I was worried their yawl. But what he doin with a ass on his ass? And so much ass showin? He must be losin his mind. Poor Espella!

7 Comments:

At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...And no one--and I mean no one--should ever walk around with both arms through the straps of a backpack. Who is she trying be? A Japanese Special Ed Student? Pleease. The Daisy Dukes are cute. The footware is pathetic. All in all, this Tired Texas Tramp really could use some help.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

Thanks you baron. I know Estella's fashion ain't up to par. I think she need her colors done too.

 
At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you're right...enough with the baby blue! Look: she obviously likes the Bear thing--put her in some flannel and call it a day. Honestly!

BWH needs to get rid of his "goatee" (or "hairy mouth-anus," as it's called) immediately. A lil' Lip gloss will get Esmerelda's attention better than that very dated dingelberry catcher below his nose. Good Gravy! Do I have to do everything around here!

But BJ: Don't you change a thing. You are priceless!

 
At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!
That's even better than a bikini shot. I'm making a poster of this for damn sure. A life sized poster. I'm going to drill that poster real good. I'll have to cut out a couple holes one between the cheeks and one on the mouth. I'm putting some mousse in Estella HumanLewinskis hair real soon.

Thanks Betty Ho ... I mean Jo.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

OH now, ?, i know you always questionin Estella's beauty, but he cain't help it if'n he's a undercover gay. Now, I might be conservative, but I did have to get degayed so I don't like makin fun of those friends of mine who need a visit to Good Shepard theyselves.

But that is one ugly ass, ain't it?

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

Awwww, you sure is nice as always, Baron Sissy. You is right, I don't like the dangle thang neither.

See now if Estella would lissen up to you, she'd look all presentable in the downtown, stead of lookin like a desperate ho or somesuch.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Betty Jo Goering said...

Spanky, I'm just glad to make someone's day, even if it's at Estella's expense. He/she ain't letting me give him/her no help and its gettin sorta old. Betty Jo aint the most patient woman out there yawl.

 

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