What's wrong with these here Americans?
Yawl. I nearly fainted when I read the news today. Our President is only at a 31% approved ratin yawl!
Why? I don't understand. Is it 'cause he ain't let us get attacked for at least 56 months? That don't make sense. Sure, theirs folks dying in Iraq by the ton but they done asked for that (except the American soldires, that is). I can't figger out why so many folks is not happy with this here President, who was appointed by Jesus hisself. Does that mean that only 31% of folks like Jesus? Good Almighty Lord above, I surely hope not. I don't know if Betty Jo could take that sort of shock. And yawl, why people not backing our President during wartime? That seems real stupid to me.
The powers that be ought to be socking it to bad folks like Patrick Kennedy what crashed his damn car while he's all liquored up and takin pills instead of bashing Our Dear President (who God and Jesus appointed).
Well. I can see it's gone be one of those nights where I gotta suck down a few Southern Comfert cocktails to get to sleep. After I watch that handsome Bill O'Reilly's stories first of course.
posted by Betty Jo Goering @ 4:35 PM
21 Comments:
I heres ya, Jimbo. And I don't like knowin that I live admidst a bunch of stinkin librual mofo traiters! What's the world comin to, I ast ya?
It's not the quantity of people who support Bush, it's the quality of people, like you and I, Betty! Together, we support him more than fifty percent of the people!
Awww, that's real sweet of you, hon. I still trying to see your commercial! But I ain't seen it yet. Maybe tonight. Anyway, thanks for trying to cheer old Betty Jo up, sweetie.
Betty Jo,
You finer than frogs hair.
Thanks for sending the keg and the wheel barrel full of possum stew. Do you know when I can get some fuel for this generator? Jimbo needs some light up here in this cabin.
Is it true that Espella sent pictures of drad bodies tu another blogger?
Oops! I meant dead bodies. yuk
Yup. He shore did. I reported this a while back in a post about his cyberstalkin:
"....Which I think is funny cause he done mailed HelenWheels tore up babies and a pitcher of herself, and he keeps writing cuss words like fucking bitch at HelenWheels site and this here site. I guess he like me and HelenWheels the same which is funny cause we're so damm differnt!"
And that comment you copied to which you refer, btw, appears to have been posted in February... you are still upset about it? Hmmmm....
Nope! Just answerin a question is awl. Betty Jo don't stay too upset 'bout nothin accept greasy haired, patchooli wearin librual mofos. Specially the ones down at the Trader's Joe what tried to sign me up to the ACLU. I had to throw some hot coffee on the damn things.
Hi, Joe. I din't add no cream and sugar but now I sure wish I did! Good idear, there.
Oh, lessee. I think once HelenWheels posted a commint about it at that Espella's site and I read it there. Espella din't deny it so I guess it's true. Now, Espella likes to delete commints so who knows if'n they still exist.
I'm just glad I din't hafta seen the pitchers of dead babies.
Oh! I don't know what happened to Kirk. I ain't been to his blogster lately. Thanks for the reminder. I gotta go say "hi".
You can say hi to Kirk at the Country of the Righteous link on my blogster links yawl.
What did yawl say to him before he ansered like that?
If you said somethin 'bout his mom, then he was just retortin. You cain't insult a conservative's mama and not get the bejesus kicked out of ya.
It sounds really like he was angry about his mama dyin 13 year ago.
So sorry about your mama. That's very sad.
Don't get me wrong, I ain't exactly disagreeing. I just gotta see the whole thang before I pass a judgement. That's all.
Yawl know, I know that Kirk wouldn't a said that if he knew your mama was sick, for one thang.
It wasn't nice but you gotta remember you boys was in a arguement and that's when folks say nasty stuff. I don't hate Kirk but I think he was rude.
What yawl need to ask yerself is whether you really think Kirk would say that if he knew your mama was so sick. I really don't think he would, hon.
I think you might be over reactin just a tad, hon. But I understand. What you wanna delete? I'll delete it for yawl if you can't do it.
You should turn him over to Espella, but Espella won't do nuthin. He only likes to mess with Johnny Sutra or HelenWheels or myself. But you can try. I don't think it's mean.
yeah, I can see why you wanna steer clear from Espella. I'm glad yawl are done with Kirk too. I think your gone be much happier now. Trust ol' betty Jo, hon.
Awww, I's so glad you feel better. Yeah, mr. Mann gets a little bit weird and likes to talk to hisself some, alright. He ain't been by here in awhile. I think he likes Carrie Oakey better 'n me these days.
You do smell possum stew! I kilt another whole fambly of 'em what were trying to move into the car on my front lawn. It's gone be tasty!!
Betty Jo: While it may be true that some of the intelligence I relied on regarding Joe turned out not to be accurate, the fact is that even knowing what I know now, I still would have made the same decision. A true leader does not make mistakes and Christ has blessed me with the ability to provide the leadership needed to ensure that the Christian Conservative movement remains vibrant and strong. I can only hope that Joe realizes that by criticizing me he is providing comfort to the enemy.
Well, Kirk, you are one good Christian man, that's for sure. You don't move an inch your faith is so strong! I hope you and Joe can hug and make up and put all this here bad blood behind yawl.
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