Who put the yawl in Idol?

You heard the that their librual mockery of conservatives; we're just a bunch of rubes who couldn't possibly understand complecks geo-whoosits currants and progressive idears!

Furthermore, libruals say conservatives live in a crude black and white world, 'stead of colorized, with simple rights and wrongs, what really should be viewed in many shades of gray.

To brang that point to my attention, The Washington Post, the newspaper what thet uppity Helen Wheels swears is in the back pocket of the our Lord Lovin President Bush, takes a swipe at what they's decided to call a "hillbillies only" show"! Lissen up to these mofos:

For five years, the most wildly popular talent contest on American television has been dominated -- thoroughly, totally and completely -- by kids from Southern Hicksville, USA. Seven of the eight top-two finishers in the first four years were from states that once formed the Confederacy, and five of the seven remaining finalists this season are, too... But let's not get carried away. "Idol" is just a quirky television show, and while we'll consider cultural influence in just a moment, there's no reason to get into some sort of moonlight-and-magnolias, barefoot Suthun kids picking the git-tar down by the riverbank mythology."

I think American Idol is wonnerful 'cause it lets all the downhome hickfolk like Betty Jo here show they stuff. Thet's right: southern kids gots more talent then the uppity stinkpots what come from New York and Chicago and Lost Angeles.

I thank American Idol is a meta-whoosits for the American dream. If you work hard, apply your talent off at enough hootenannies and barn dances, and dedicate yourself to your fiddlin and stompin and yodellin, you can succeed in this here country. Apparently, the children of the south are still smart enough to figure that out and if they ain't, Betty Jo sure the hell is.

Now, lookit them younguns in the photo. They could be on American Idol next time yawl. Watch for them. They's my second cousin Nancy Jo and her man, Bubba Junior. Aint' they sweeet yawl? Nancy plays a mean mouth harp and no one around these parts can beat Bubba when it comes to stompin and yellin out rap lyrics. He can outcuss any rapper I ever heard tell of! Sometimes he give Nancy Jo a black eye in the middle of his performance but I think it's 'cause he just get carried away what with his artistic talents and all and that there expression he likes to do.