New Musical about Minute Mens!

Or so I thought. Then, I read the poster and looked closer. It's Minute MAIDS! Like the fruit juice, yawl. Well, you coulda knocked my ass over with a feather. I cain't believe this sissy pants frilly group is what my manly man left me for all them weeks ago. If I'd a knowed he'd be dancin about like a fairy in a girly costume, I'd never EVER a been proud of him as I been.

Well now Betty Jo is angry agin. See what Helen Wheels done by postin this. That stinkin mofo librual always findin ways to piss off Betty Jo!!