Moral Perverts!
This past Sunday, our good Revrend Falwell's sermon was so touching, yawl. He warned us all about the "moral perverts" in Hollywood.
I was so touched I nearly cried. Here I knew these folks out here was perverts, plain and simple, and probably child molesters and devil worshippers. And Rev. Falwell proved it by preaching what I was thinking!
He said: "You know, you almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore." The moral perverts remark was about all them sleazoids who movie stars who have babies out of wedlock.
Man that Jerry Falwell sure is a smart man. And a good moral man too. Here's what he said about hisself:
FALWELL: Illicit sex today. Today the world has gone sex crazy. Illicit sex has become the downfall of many in the Bible. Movie stars not married to each other, having babies and making headlines all over the world as though they were doing some great thing. Big deal! Just another moral pervert. And for them to become heroes for our kids. My wife and I will be married 49 years the next anniversary.
I'll say it again, yawl. I sure am lucky I got degayed because then I would be a moral pervert and I don't wanna ever be no moral pervert!
posted by Betty Jo Goering @ 2:16 PM
12 Comments:
As for someone who lives out in Hollyweird, let me tell you, the Good Reverend is right about all the homosexual perverts out here! I think we need to round them all up and de-gay them all! It worked for you!
degayed? you used to be gay? how did you get degayed? who degayed you? was there a ceremony?
Yes, Hattorio. I was a lesbian Gay. So, you see, my fambly got together and decided that Leesa Mae and I shouldn't be together no more, and they put me in the Good Shepherd degaying camp for a summer. It sure taught me the fear of the Lord and not to be A Gay. The program was taught by Revrend Darrel Licht, and he learned us how we should love mens rather than womens.
There was a nice little ceremony at the end with some tasty cake and kool ade.
Good for you Betty Jo. You should never let your morals be perverted.
Have a look at Bi White Hates other profile. He sure loves Jesus.
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Did your family ever consider putting you in an English language program?
Nawww, see Hattori, if'n you go to college to learn English, then you's in college, see? And college is where they turn yawl into a tree-hugging mofo librual hippie. Now I been taught to grow up learning from the fambly, not from some snooty perfesser whose gone just brainwarsh me into some sort of freethinking goon.
So my language skills is pretty good for someone who ain't seen past the 11th grade. Ain't they?
You can only learn that stuff in college?
Yes, your language skills IS pretty good for someone who ain't seen past the 11th grade.
wow
Thanks rhesus pieces. Some folk don't realize also that I used to cuss like a drunken sailor but I really have cut down. It ain't easy, I tell you what.
Betty Jo, Where have you been? How's your beatiful hair? The blogosphere needs gorgeous, conservavative broads like you, to slap us around and set us straight! (like you are now)
We need you like Bob Dole and Rush need their Viagra. Don't leave us hanging Betty Jo. Give us our backWood girl back!
Awww, hell honey, good to here that you miss me. I was takin' my annual vacation in beautiful downtown Downey wheres I actually spent a really spiritual trip a few months back.
I also had to deal with some mofo librual "relatives" what were hasslin me 'bout fambly bizniss.
So I've been too busy to blog but I will soon. thanks for caring yawl.
you are a fucking moron and will go to hell if there is one. there is no place in this world for hateful little bitches like you. if you know how to read the bible some more it does not preach hate
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