Got-damn I've been lazy

Well, since my friend Pinwheel Eye got bloggin agin now I gots ta, or I'll look lazier'n a dog in the heat.

So what's Betty Jo's beef nowdays? Yup, much like what Pinwheel says it's librual mofos. I am real sick of librual mofos, yawl.

I ain't been that bad tho cause I've been commenting up at the Little Green Fascists what blogspot I'm part of. I ain't as lazy as I say I been yawl.

I heared that now I cain't bring any make up onto a plane now. That really makes me mad. I bet the librual mofos are behind that. They don't wear no make up, right? So who else would make it not legal to bring in a big bottle of Max Factor beige #3 foundation 'cept a lefty librual dykie type who thinks lipstick is a creation of Satan?

You know I never been on a plane actually but I was gone start. But not now, nuh-uh. Nope. Not without my make ups. See, when I got de-gayed, I was told that I should wear lots of foundation, ruge, eye liner, eye shadow, maskara, lip liner, lipstick, and powder. If'n I don't, it means I've turned back into a lesbian type of gay.

There's so much I been missin to complain about in the last month so now I gots to catch up yawl. But first there's a some mofo librual kids chatting on the corner so I have to go chuck some hot coffee at em.

Bye.