Sunday bored blogspotting

Hi yawl. Well there is so much going on in the news that my eyes is tired after watching it on Fox News yawl. And the Emmies is on soon and I ain't gone miss that. I fried up some salamanders what I caught downstream here near my trailer and I'm gone accompany that there with some Southern Comfert and Pabst beer.

So my evening sure is shapin up good yawl.

I am still real mad that the airlines won't let me bring no women stuff on board. I ain't never been on a plane but I was planning to. I'm also sorta mad at that blond lady what beat up on Ann Coulter the other day on the Hannity show. I hadda throw a shoe at the tv I was so mad. Poor ANnie coulter never hurt no one and this blond bimbo tart starts talkin over Annie and makin Annie try to escape the poor thang was so scairt.

I hope they don't let no more libruals on that there show, they just get angry and beat up on folks with they fancy words, yawl.

I'll be back when somethin else makes Betty Jo mad.

Got-damn I've been lazy

Well, since my friend Pinwheel Eye got bloggin agin now I gots ta, or I'll look lazier'n a dog in the heat.

So what's Betty Jo's beef nowdays? Yup, much like what Pinwheel says it's librual mofos. I am real sick of librual mofos, yawl.

I ain't been that bad tho cause I've been commenting up at the Little Green Fascists what blogspot I'm part of. I ain't as lazy as I say I been yawl.

I heared that now I cain't bring any make up onto a plane now. That really makes me mad. I bet the librual mofos are behind that. They don't wear no make up, right? So who else would make it not legal to bring in a big bottle of Max Factor beige #3 foundation 'cept a lefty librual dykie type who thinks lipstick is a creation of Satan?

You know I never been on a plane actually but I was gone start. But not now, nuh-uh. Nope. Not without my make ups. See, when I got de-gayed, I was told that I should wear lots of foundation, ruge, eye liner, eye shadow, maskara, lip liner, lipstick, and powder. If'n I don't, it means I've turned back into a lesbian type of gay.

There's so much I been missin to complain about in the last month so now I gots to catch up yawl. But first there's a some mofo librual kids chatting on the corner so I have to go chuck some hot coffee at em.

Bye.