President George Bush Done KILT Bin Laden!

That's right all you nay-sayers out there. Our fearless leader, George Bush the President, got and killed Bin Laden just like he said he would. Some wimpy french folk is sayin it might not be true but I know in my heart it is. As you can see from the photo that of course ain't been doctored up at all.

And just see here, yawl:

Time magazine separately posted an article on its website citing an unidentified Saudi source, who claimed bin Laden was stricken with a water-borne disease and may already be dead.

They say that Bin Laden died of a Typhoid. Now, how would that happen just for no reason? I bet what happened is see President Bush had the CIA go find him in a cave and put Typhoid in his coffee. That's right, yawl. Betty Jo done figured it out. So now everyone should stop this nonsense about not supporting our President. I can't wait to go down to the Trader Joe's and tell them mofo librual kids who's always pushin ACLU flyers on folks. They won't know what hit 'em. Stupid hippies.