Lyin' Scientists tryin to fool us AGIN

What's up with them people in Utah, yawl? I think it's the new place where mofo librual scientists hide and make old "dinosore" plaster of paris bones so they can mess with our minds.

Hey, lookit, scientists. The world is only 6,000 years old like it says in the Holy Bible and you can even ask President Bush about it, and he'll tell you so, because he was appointed by God, and you have to know these things to become President. It's blasfemy to even question it. So quit making little dinosore "bones" in your little labs underground and spreading 'em around just to dig up later! No one is interested in your stupid games. Us religious folks ain't so stupid that we cain't see right through it, yawl.

These are the guys who claim the world is BILLIONS of years old! That sure makes Betty Jo laugh her fool ass off. Nothing is that old. It's higher than we can count, so it obviously cain't be the true truth.

Don't worry. These scientist fools will be uncovered for what they is: LIARS. All they have to do is read the Intelligent Design report and they'll see the REAL true truth.