Bill Clinton goes Bee-zerk on Fox News Sunday!

Ha ha! Yawl, Bill Clinton made a big old fool outta hisself right there on Fox News Sunday. Chris Wallace ast him "why ain't you do more to protect our country against terrists like Osama Bin Laden?" And Clinton exploded yawl!!

He said Chris Wallace was a smirker and yelled at him some, and said it's OUR PRESIDENT BUSH who cain't get Osama. Ain't that treasonous talk right there?

It sure is a good thing that we got a reliable News source like Fox News to tell us about these things. Bush done just kilt Osama by putting a Typhoid in his coffee, and now Bill Clinton says President Bush is soft on terror? Whose he trying to kid? Not Betty Jo, I hope. I see right through that sorts a crap yawl.

President George Bush Done KILT Bin Laden!

That's right all you nay-sayers out there. Our fearless leader, George Bush the President, got and killed Bin Laden just like he said he would. Some wimpy french folk is sayin it might not be true but I know in my heart it is. As you can see from the photo that of course ain't been doctored up at all.

And just see here, yawl:

Time magazine separately posted an article on its website citing an unidentified Saudi source, who claimed bin Laden was stricken with a water-borne disease and may already be dead.

They say that Bin Laden died of a Typhoid. Now, how would that happen just for no reason? I bet what happened is see President Bush had the CIA go find him in a cave and put Typhoid in his coffee. That's right, yawl. Betty Jo done figured it out. So now everyone should stop this nonsense about not supporting our President. I can't wait to go down to the Trader Joe's and tell them mofo librual kids who's always pushin ACLU flyers on folks. They won't know what hit 'em. Stupid hippies.

Lyin' Scientists tryin to fool us AGIN

What's up with them people in Utah, yawl? I think it's the new place where mofo librual scientists hide and make old "dinosore" plaster of paris bones so they can mess with our minds.

Hey, lookit, scientists. The world is only 6,000 years old like it says in the Holy Bible and you can even ask President Bush about it, and he'll tell you so, because he was appointed by God, and you have to know these things to become President. It's blasfemy to even question it. So quit making little dinosore "bones" in your little labs underground and spreading 'em around just to dig up later! No one is interested in your stupid games. Us religious folks ain't so stupid that we cain't see right through it, yawl.

These are the guys who claim the world is BILLIONS of years old! That sure makes Betty Jo laugh her fool ass off. Nothing is that old. It's higher than we can count, so it obviously cain't be the true truth.

Don't worry. These scientist fools will be uncovered for what they is: LIARS. All they have to do is read the Intelligent Design report and they'll see the REAL true truth.

President Bush sure is Tough Yawl!

Sorry readers of Betty Jo's White World. I been sort of asleep at the wheel lately. I took lots of days off this summer 'cause I was just plum tired. It takes alot out of a woman to have to ketch what she eats (for the most part).

Well. I sure appreshiate yawl who stop by even though I ain't been living up to my usual standard of journalistic excellense.

Did yawl see Mr. President George Bush in the rose garden on Friday? I'm tellin yawl. That was some show of strenght what he did. He looked meaner 'n a pit bull on a poodle. I thought he was gone attack that nasty David Gregory and tear his hair out, or at least bust him one upside the haid like Gregory deserved, yawl. How dare that man question Mr. Bush, who God hisself appointed to lead this hear GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH? I gotta ast yawl.

You gotta be proud of a President who wants to kick the livin' shit outa those who ain't agree with him, since he's always right. Looks like part of the job of being a President (appointed by God) is that you gotta keep defending yourself. Well, MR. Bush did a stand-up job. I bet someone hadda tie hisself to the podium with chains to keep him from attackin' that nasty-ass (probly Librual) press core. They was all sittin there like spiders waitin' to pounce. But President Bush sure showed them.

They wanna know why he ain't tough on torture? Ain't it obvious? We ain't the greatest nation on earth for being pansies, yawl. Beat them terror suspects good if they ain't giving up their terrorismic plans. That's what I say.

OK now I gotta go. My cousin's havin a yard sale and I wanna make sure no stinkin cheap-ass librual mofos git first pick. It ain't like she's sellin Burkenstocks. That would make 'em swarm for sure. Still, they like to come around and feel up all us conservatives stuff. Well, I ain't havin it. Stinkin' poor cheap-ass libruals, fingerin up all Loula May's goods!