Who put the yawl in Idol?

You heard the that their librual mockery of conservatives; we're just a bunch of rubes who couldn't possibly understand complecks geo-whoosits currants and progressive idears!

Furthermore, libruals say conservatives live in a crude black and white world, 'stead of colorized, with simple rights and wrongs, what really should be viewed in many shades of gray.

To brang that point to my attention, The Washington Post, the newspaper what thet uppity Helen Wheels swears is in the back pocket of the our Lord Lovin President Bush, takes a swipe at what they's decided to call a "hillbillies only" show"! Lissen up to these mofos:

For five years, the most wildly popular talent contest on American television has been dominated -- thoroughly, totally and completely -- by kids from Southern Hicksville, USA. Seven of the eight top-two finishers in the first four years were from states that once formed the Confederacy, and five of the seven remaining finalists this season are, too... But let's not get carried away. "Idol" is just a quirky television show, and while we'll consider cultural influence in just a moment, there's no reason to get into some sort of moonlight-and-magnolias, barefoot Suthun kids picking the git-tar down by the riverbank mythology."

I think American Idol is wonnerful 'cause it lets all the downhome hickfolk like Betty Jo here show they stuff. Thet's right: southern kids gots more talent then the uppity stinkpots what come from New York and Chicago and Lost Angeles.

I thank American Idol is a meta-whoosits for the American dream. If you work hard, apply your talent off at enough hootenannies and barn dances, and dedicate yourself to your fiddlin and stompin and yodellin, you can succeed in this here country. Apparently, the children of the south are still smart enough to figure that out and if they ain't, Betty Jo sure the hell is.

Now, lookit them younguns in the photo. They could be on American Idol next time yawl. Watch for them. They's my second cousin Nancy Jo and her man, Bubba Junior. Aint' they sweeet yawl? Nancy plays a mean mouth harp and no one around these parts can beat Bubba when it comes to stompin and yellin out rap lyrics. He can outcuss any rapper I ever heard tell of! Sometimes he give Nancy Jo a black eye in the middle of his performance but I think it's 'cause he just get carried away what with his artistic talents and all and that there expression he likes to do.

Where all my fans got to?

Hey yawl. This hear's Betty Jo. Where all my faithful readers off to? If'n you are up to somethin exciting, please let me know up in here, OKAY?

I sure miss my fans. What I'm gone do if I don't have some fan's comments to read yawl?

Damn.

New Musical about Minute Mens!

Or so I thought. Then, I read the poster and looked closer. It's Minute MAIDS! Like the fruit juice, yawl. Well, you coulda knocked my ass over with a feather. I cain't believe this sissy pants frilly group is what my manly man left me for all them weeks ago. If I'd a knowed he'd be dancin about like a fairy in a girly costume, I'd never EVER a been proud of him as I been.

Well now Betty Jo is angry agin. See what Helen Wheels done by postin this. That stinkin mofo librual always findin ways to piss off Betty Jo!!

Feed Her Frankenstein

Posted on Estella's blogsite:

"Since I don't believe in the United States Constitution, Article I, Section 6, let's send that uppity negress, Cynthia McKinney, to jail! I've had enough of her type, slapping the pol-lice and then getting away with it! I am tired and sick and sick and more tired, and sick of black people getting away with everything! It makes me as angry as... as.... a FRANKENSTEIN!"

Estella quotes the Constitution but she plays word games, as Estella and other stinkin mofo libruls are apt do, to avoid facing the point of the sapient point yawl.
He say that all Cynthia had to do was stop when told to by the police officer. And then all she had to was not whomp on his haid. But she done whomp! Thet's where I git as mad as Igor, yawl (Bi White Hat is as mad as Bridie Frankenstein).

But I think that when McKinney passed the check point unrecognized with that new crazy do, lookin like someone nappied up her hairdo and then let it all fall out, then as far as the police were concerned, she might have been in the process of committing a felony and/or a breach of the peace. 'Cause you know how them people are... the ones that ain't white I mean.

By kneadin like doughy flesh an article of the Constitution to cover her black ass and then throwing down the race card and sayin she gots a black ass, she further composts the separate but unequalness that plays race relations. Yes, this uppity and Proud Black woman definitely believes that she is above the law and not subject to mortal obligations of other, white, folk.

She also sends a yet another terrible message to black youths, like they should hit police and skip security checkpoints, and really all of us, yawl. She showed that black folk never has to take responsibility for there actions. It's all about race to Cynthia McKinney and those of her black kinfolks, yawl.Those who live by the race card, die by the race card. So, she deserves the death penalty, see? All she had to was stop when told to. But she probably couldn't see pass the potato chip on her shoulder. A black girl gets hongry, yawl. Why she wore it there aint' the point!

Measure of Hates: Update v1

Watching the film "United 93" will be the hardest thing I'll have to endure this year, yawl, apart from thet Chicken dance Estella made me watch one night. I still shudder with revulsions.

Anyhoo, when I watched the trailer, all of the raw emotions of 9/11 came flooding back into my haid. Even the trailer was overwhelming to me and I had to leave the room and go cry in the bathtub like some weak ass sissy.

If the families of the victims continue to endorse the film, I will take my neighbor kids so they can see the horror what these American heros lived through. Nightmares be dammed, they oughta know!

I am encouraged that the filmmakers of "United 93" have shot the movie almost documentary style to make it more believeable for folk like me. A course, I prefer a movie-of-the-week look to my movies, but thet's OK I guess.

Universal Studios is also donating a percentage of the opening weekend box-office to the families. That is a nice payoff fer them folks. But I hurled, and I insist that everyone musters up the courage to face what will be a harrowing experience for yawl who see it. If the filmmakers have done the families' loved ones the justice, then it is our responsibility to attend and never forget their bravery, or be put in jail for not bein a patriot, dammit. Go see this here movie for the Lord! I cain't say it enough!

If you are liberal and you refuse to see this film, yawl better examine your damn tree-huggin mofo conscience and do some soul searchin. There is something truly wrong with you!! Why won't you see this damn film you nasty libruls!!!!

The left would have us forget the tragedy inflicted on America that terrible day. Sure, they keep aksin why bush dint do nuthin and still fight to git famblies money they need, but it's barely mentioned anymore except by drooling conspiracy nuts like Algore or Oliver Stone.

Our sympathy for the famblies wounded by the event (me and all the Conservatives yawl), and their loved ones acts of courage, inspired millions of citizens to renew their feelings of patriotism and they licenses, goose steppin and love for America that supersedes any common sense. These emotions don't fit the left's political ambitions. They think about stuff and keep tabs on our goverment. That alone should tell you all need to know about the Democrats and their radical dog pack motives, yawl. They will gladly tear this country apart to regain power!! And they would stoop to NOT SEEING THIS MOVIE to do it!!

One the emotions that haunts me as I write this or when I respond to the liberal vermin that plague mine & Estella's site, or friends of this site, is a measure of hate. I will freely admit it. For a brief period of time after 9/11, we as a nation were of one voice, one purpose, one vision, and no blame for President Bush 'cause no one had yet seen the "My Pet Goat" video.

Not just a lust for revenge - we wanted justice and love for our country. Well, I sorta wanted some dead Al Kayda's and a assassinated Bil Laden but yawl get the drift. Then, as we moved forward and started picking up the pieces, the librul vultures started to gnaw at our country's still open wound. IT HURT YAWL! They feast on it still, even with the guts nearly gone!

Instead of seeing the true enemy to civilization, radical Islamic types, and now Mexicans too, they looked back and blamed America. It was our fault! And I hate bein blamed for shit! I will never forget nor forgive the left for that, and I think I'm gone hold my breath 'til them assholes apologize. I think about ever time I read a smirking, smug, narcissistic, vulgar comment left by these social outcasts. They hain't got an ounce of courage, honor, or true compassion. Just stinky armpit hair. They simply want to enslave our nation by creating an atmosphere of self-doubt and a loathing for what has made us great, such as torture, pre-emptif war, slavery, racism and keepin down the womenfolk like they's supposed to!

I've heard them mock the victims and their families. Nyah, nyah, they sometimes say! And we've seen them hurl false accusation after false accusation at the President, without a single shred of proof, year after year. Yep. That Downing Street Memo is total b.s. Yawl. 'Cause Betty jo said so! So is all thet their Plame stuff. And just ignore them Republican scandals 'cause they aint' true, they's made up by Al Gore too. And prolly Oliver Stone.

I may not agree with the President all the time but he deserves our respect for what he has had to deal with since he took office, whether he a war monger and responsible for over 100,000 deaths or not!

Oliver Stone helms the next film about the World Trade Center attack on 9/11. I have little hope that Stone will do nothing but take his turn at the still open wound and search for political opportunity. Damn him, why don't he lissen up to me, I could tell him how to make his damnn movie.

Update v1: A Caller on Rush said , "The passengers on United Airlines Flight 93 did more to fight terrorism than the Democratic party ever did." That's cause the Democrats are busy tryin to stop the war yawl. They should be forced to see Umited 93 or off to Git'mo with they asses!

Estella's Science Experiment! (Plus Update V1)

We all know Estella and the terrible time she's having communicating with the outside world. You know, every since the "expose", as I is referring to it now. His/Her/It's pathetic clicks and grunts are almost unbearable to listen too, yawl.

Well, almost... it's really ironic she works for JC Penney as a technical geek guy. Anyway, to while away the hours towards a crushingly uncertain future with "a hi-def digital TV", Estella has been busy constructing a combination "creamy"combination icecream carton and can opener. The poor dear just loves to eat and open things (especially ice cream), so really, this is quite practical for Estella, I thinks. Maybe it keeps his ass outa troubles!

Plus, it's self cleaning (with Estella that's important, if you know what I mean - just lookit that greesy hair yawl) and it's safe for the environment, which pisses me off but you know it's things like that what gave me the clues he's really a librual.

I told Estella (over the protests of Bi White Hat, who was prancin around in some getup (see pic) that I would put it up on the mantel but he insisted I post it on my blog for all her friends to see (if she had any, shhh... I thank they all one person that he/she/it pays). Actually, Estella don't really tell me anything because I don't speak - "stupid". I's just smart enough to unnerstand his mofo librual ass anyhow.

But when Estella sits by the patio door to be let out, you don't need a eight ball thingy to figure it out it's potty time ('cause it gets all stinky). He need to stop eatin so much damn ice cream yawl.

UPDATE V1: Oh and also Estella accidentally swallered a grenade, 'cause he was gone blow hisself up on account of Robot Buddha callin him a yeller chickenhawk! (see pitcher).