New Rightwing Faces up here in these Internets!

Hell, I was just lookin around and there are so many really good righwing conservative Christian blogs out there. They's all so full of love, specially Big Uncut White Hat. He likes to talk some about his lunch, which is a big ol' weiner. It shore looked yummy to me!

And Critter Musings is real cute and old fashioned. He still calls women "broads" and middle easterners "camel jockeys!" I never thought I'd see that agin since the mofo libruls made our country get all PC and shit.

Then there is Mr. Texas Fred, a old-school bigot who loves our Lord and Savior George Bush even more than I do!

Welcome all yawl. I will keep visitin your blogs and I love yawl even though maybe cause I'm weird lookin yawl keep deletin my comments!

I know I could spell better but they ain't no bad intenshuns, onest!

Don't make Betty Jo angry!

I was just mindin my own damm bizness today, at the Trader's Joe, stocking up on sundry items so's I can make a good stew outa this possum family I kilt yesterday (stupid thangs was livin in the car on my lawn!). So, I'm outside the Trader's Joe after gittin my thangs, and these patchooly-smellin mofo snotty librual kids about 20 year old or so start aksing me do I wanna sign up for the goddam ACLU!!!

Well, you shoulda seen their face when I spit on em and threatened to have them arrested. And lemme tell you. If they woulda kept pressin me, they asses woulda been chock full of buckshot. I hates that ACLU. They love terrists and they hate our God appointed president of George Bush.

So don't mess with Betty Jo you young commies. Less'n you want an ass full of pellets. And I don't "pepper" no one. I SHOOTS.

Well, well well

So, now there's a ticker tape parade of sorts all devoted to that leftwing moonbat, HelenWheels. I's so jealous I cain't see straight. Yawl can see it rite here. And now that clever HelenWheels (I hate her but she's smart alright) has invented a new time zone called Eastern Pacific time. Well, she is blond, ain't she? Hee hee.

I don't know why I don't get no ticker tape parade nowheres. Shit.

I got me a cyber stalker who likes to harass!

I do. I's so proud, cause I dint think my blog would get so famous so soon. But it did.

This guy is the same stalker what bugs that HelenWheels (she's one of them feminine nazis leftwing moonbat freak) likes to bug me as well! Sometime he posts as Espella Humanzee but he also likes to post as esperanto maniimal, copying off a my friend the REAL Esperanto Manimal. So, don't be confused, they ain't the same! "maniimal" is a cheap copy of the real deal.

Anyways, this guy is always sayin on his blog (and here I thought we wuz buddies!) that he don't cuss none and that he just ignorin my blog even though I wuz nice enough to go comment on his blog. And then he say he's gone report us for harassin him. Which I think is funny cause he done mailed HelenWheels tore up babies and a pitcher of herself, and he keeps writing cuss words like fucking bitch at HelenWheels site and this here site. I guess he like me and HelenWheels the same which is funny cause we're so damm differnt!

My mamma warned me there are nuts on this here internets so all yawl out there be real careful so a nutcake like this'n dont bother yawl, OK?

Here's his information so you know if you see this comin up theres a crazy on the other end of it:

Domain Name

comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address

24.1.94.84 ? (Comcast Cable)
24.1.94.84
ISP

Comcast Cable
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North America
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United States (Facts)
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Texas
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Frisco
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33.1546, -96.7847 (Map)
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Englishen
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Macintosh MacOSX
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Safari 1.3Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/417.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari/417.8
Javascript

version 1.5
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1600 x 1024
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32 bits
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Feb 19 2006 4:13:31 am
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See, that guys' OK

See? That guy what Dick peppered fulla birdshot is OK. He looks like a zombie who just ate some perticularly icky-tastin brains, but he looks fine otherwise.

All yawl crazy demo-nazi limperals who was goin crazy with conspuricy theries can just shut up now. I bet they won't shut up though. Now they gonna start sayin the guy aint really the same guy, that it's a clone or a undead.

See if that don't happen. And when it does, you tell 'em Betty Jo said it would!!

I gots a new freind!

Hey yawl lissen up. I got a new blogger freind, name of Esperanto Manimal. He sure is sexxy and he got a real nice curl. I put his link up here so yawl go visit and be nice.

I find his commentary to be real religious and political and he don't put up with no traish, so don't bother insultin him. If'n you do, he's gone give you a comeback worse'n a beatin by a angry Jesus.

Sure, Mr. Manimal might have a little too much care about his hair and lotions and tanning, but I think he's a real man anyhoo. You just give him a holler, OK?

Now make with some damm comments. I's sick of comin up here and seein no comments.

I like me some good Christian Bush!

I love President Bush. Why? Because he's a Christian. And as such, he been proclaimed by God to be the president. So, I keep reading at some blogs that they gotta question that President Bush isn't good enough to be president.

Stupid blog people. Listen here, if you was appointed by God to be the president, then you would be. Just because it's George Bush and not your sorry ass, why you gotta be so damn bitter? I'm just sick and tired of folks questioning our dear leader's authority.

Now, stop it y'awl. And you ladies who got them problems lissening to men. Why you just stop it, and lissen up. God made men for you to obey and lissen to. OK?