Just a Minority Posin as a Conservitive!

Yes, that's right, yawl. The saga of a lyin, closeted homo librul man, namely Estella, continues. After his post 'bout hating Mexicans (can't say I blame that yawl), he admitted in his comments that he's part Cherokee!

Well, you coulda knocked my ass over for some loops yawl.

All this time Estella been bashing gays and minorities and now he's one of them (well two) his own self.

That's some self-hatin, yawl. Frankly, I think the guy really needs some help. Anyone know how to forcibly commit someone to the Good Shepard Camp for de gayin?

Cause we don't need no more homo minorities in this here country.

Dancin' Around the "L" word (like a chicken)

I wanted to pass on to you my gratitude for the fanatic response I have received over this minor nuisance of Estella's blog being a fake yawl. Your notes of encouragement and kind words are mostly appreciated. Although I ain't met any of you in persons, our conservative values bind us like fambly. No fraud can ever break them ties.

Hey and a Special call out and Yo Yo to Mr. Marine Vet for his swift action in putting a wrong, a very very wrong wrong, to be a very right right, of the right.

Sincerely, Betty Jo Goering White Woman

(photo courtesy of Liberal Bible Thumpers For Espella)

Today's meditation and prayer is this here. Please pray on it, hear?

Create in me a clean heart O God. Fix these things in my soul before I blow a gasket. Remove my resentment as I forgive. Let the evil in me die and make me New. Live in me, but not as a woman.

Estella goes Librul! And I out his ass!

OK That's it yawl. Estella is really a librul doing a parody site. I found out 'cause 1) he has hairy man butts all over it and 2) he has a crush on some guy named Peewee Sutra, in addition to his relationship with Bi White Hat. Since no gays are allowed in this here conservative, that means he ain't one. I'm onto you Estella, specially after seein this here pitcher posted at yer site.

Ain't it disgustin yawl? He dancin with a chicken on his crotch and sniffin paint AND proud of it. Damm. I sure was taken in by this far left librul con man. Well, Betty Jo's gone get revenge. Mark my words yawl.

Espella goes off the deep end!

I'm not kiddin, yawl. I tried to post a nice comments up in there, and here's what I got:

Philbert; I know it's killing you that I most often intercept your little non-sensical muses. I also know that you put Pee Wee Sutra up to continuing his inept faux-Humanzee site. I really thought that Sutra was acting like an honorable man when he decided to drop the faux-site. But he succumbed to peer pressure just to please the liberal dog pack. How sad that someone can be so lonely to crave that much peer approval. I suppose that same can be said for all of you.Phil, explain the "PBert" rig to me; is about hating people in a "club" that you might not be smart enough to join? Or is it like pressing your nose against the glass of a store to gaze longingly at unreachable successes that you can only dream about? Is that why you do it? Or is it just to get attention, any attention - good or bad? We'll if it is, that's just "stinkin' thinkin', my friend.Honestly, I say this with no malice or subterfuge, your schtick is not interesting to me. What I don't understand is why you can't be yourself? Why do
you have to engage in this pathetic and unfunny performance? I will grant you that empty headed dupes like Sutra, Helen Wheels and others are childish enough to get a minor kick out of your silliness. But all the efforts you all put in to imitate, mock, or create lame Photoshop pics is truly not bothering me. I couldn't care less. Never did. My world does spin around what you'll do next. In fact, I haven't visited any of your sites in weeks. To me, the fact that you all go through these pointless exercises is flattering. It means I'm winning. It also means my conservative philosophy is well grounded and not something that I will abandon just because there are a few hairy barbarians (except Sutra) at the gate with their (D) ass cheeks showing.I must admit, including Pee Wee Sutra and Helen pics in my posts occasionally amuses me. They have such "in the doghouse" looks that it's irresistible. Imagine my surprise when Sutra provided a full-on portrait of himself - thanks, John! I was really tickled when Sutra hooked me up with the pic of you, Phil, I'm so glad you two decided to vacation together.

Unfortunately for you all, there's not a one of you, including Helen "the filter molester" Wheels, that can match me for Photoshop prowess and cleverness. But I
would drop it all in second if I thought you all could behave like reasonable human beings and act your ages. I've even challenged Helen on that very point. But she lacked the courage and fled. Of course, I expect the same from you.

Espella Humanzee Homepage 03.23.06 - 7:26 pm #

Then, Estella shows his lack of unnerstanding about IP addresses (he thinks he's the cyber police). You see, alls I got to do is disconnect and reconnect to post. He blocks IP addresses what only really come from your IP company. So, you get a differnt one every time, but these lesser conservatives (yep, I'm learning I ain't so dumb, and thet there is a big difference in smarts within our group) don't seem to unnerstand that. Why don't they? Anyway, here's what Estella says, while his attack of paranoya goes on:

It cracks me up these idiots have to travel form IP to IP just to make their
inane remarks. Can you imagine a more pointless existence?Espella Humanzee Homepage 03.23.06 - 7:29 pm #

a course, Mr. Nail PUncher showed up agin, and took Estella to task for claimin he aint' in the military (whoa this is intense yawl):

You can tell a military man a mile away? That's a fine trick for a civilian. I'll bet your daddy is proud of the mouth you have, maggot.I'm a dis-honorable serviceman? I'm a fraud? I am less than filth? YOU deserve MY respect?I was 2nd div.5th M.E.B., based at Camp Pendleton.I did serve my country. I did a full tour in Desert Storm. I haven't heard such blatant disrespect for a veteran since Jane Fonda opened her mouth.You never did answer my question as to why you aren't serving during war-time and I'm not waiting around for an answer.

Coward.Nail puncher Homepage 03.23.06 - 7:55 pm #

Espella Revealed!

“Espella loves to hear himself bray” - English Proverb

Special thanks to gifted shutter bug Big White Hat (pictured left).

I guess Espella done took off a few lbs. Shwoo. I was worried their yawl. But what he doin with a ass on his ass? And so much ass showin? He must be losin his mind. Poor Espella!

I am Left Handed!

There. I've said it. I can also do amazing things with my toes, yawl ('cause they are webbed). But at least I'm in my "rightwing mind". On another note, which got nothin to do with the afour mentioned title, a fellow conservitive blogger, Espella Hummenzee, says he read some study that whiney chillens grow up to be conservatives and liberal kids grpw up to be, "confident, resilient, self-reliant kids mostly growed up to be liberals." I guess I don't know why he was so redundint. But he said the study ain't worth a pile of cow doo.

Huh? I hasta disagree with my fellow conservative yawl. What he spoutin about come from a study that included just 95 or so babies from the local Berkeley area, not includin Espella. I unnerstand he want attention but since he is the #1 whiner on the web, ain't that prove the study? I don't think this study needed no nationwide research sample yawl. But this doesn't concern the nutty Espella (who sulks nekkid in his room most nights as he types his blog, poor thang). Don't git me wrong, I consider him a frend, but I gots to disagree when I needs ta.

Anybody who pays attention to behaviors of the those on the left and right knows this is so true. Hell, just watch "The Dog Whisperer", who shoots in the local Los Angeles area, and you know this is true. Them dog owners are complete basket cases and flaming liberals, BUT they don't care what nobody thinks. They ain't whinin! There callin' Cesar Millan to come help them and they pets. I have to admit, it my dog gave me them sorta prollems, I'd just kick it in the haid. Talk about uppity! That's why I cain't stop watchin it. As a conservative, it's my duty to keep an obsess about them libruls 24/7.

Is Cindy Sheehan "confident, resilient, and self-reliant" or a self-promoting, moonbat mom? I say she's a moonbat mom, but don't ast me what that gotta do with this here study.

And by the way, Al Gore had someone named Leonard Nemoy dress his ass up for Garanimal 2000 election success. Don't ast me what Al Gore got to do with the study. I gone off on tanjents before, so please bare with me yawl.

More from the lefty Toronto Star article what I read, "Jeff Greenberg, a social psychologist at the University of Arizona who was critical of Jost's study, was less impressed." But I ain't know who Jeff Greenberg is!

I myself found Espella to be sorta biased, like shoddy pork, and guilty of boor science at best. Espella thinks insecure, defensive, rigid people can as easily gravitate to left-wing deologies as right-wing ones. He thank that in Communist China, those kinds of people would likely become fervid party members, but there ain't no proof yawl it's just Espella probly goin on another tanjent (mine are better 'n Espellas, believe you me).

There ain't no more trust worthy intuition. In any case, Estella's study and his blogger are nothing but laughable shit pieces. They are just more indicators that the liberals are gettin to Espella. I think he need a vacation tout sweet yawl. Then mebbe he can return to the Conservitive thinkin what he's supposed to, and quit all that there whinin.

Brokeback Mounting "Actor" wins award!

Thet's right yawl. And you shoulda seen my jaw drop when I heard the news! That Estella sure took off the lbs to make this appearance. He won fer best actor, but you'd never know by the getup! I's so proud of Estella. He and Big White Hat worked so hard makin out and whatnot. I know I should be against homo behavier, but c'mon yawl, these is friends of mine plus they were just actin... right?

I guess sometimes the Lord says you can play a homo in a movie just don't let Him catch you playin hide the sausage with your pal in real life if you know what I mean! And God has really good vision.

So I hope Estella is happy with his award for best homo playin actor. He sure don't look all thet happy but mebbe he just had another spat with Big White Hat. If so, I really hope yawl become friends again. Then go get degayed at the Good Shepard Christian Hospital so's you can have normal lifes and get married to ladies like yawl are supposed to.

Another New movie starrin Homos!

I don't know what's goin on up in this world lately. First, Brokeback Mounting goes and axploits some gay cowboy, now this? I might go see it, though.

I see it stars my friend Espella. Mebbe he posed fer this with a cape to hide his girth. In any case, it look interestin as hell but I dout my paster's gone let me see it.

Revenge of the Fags!

Ann makes another direct hit, yawl. Whenever a conservitive gits into a trouble, tree-humpin libruls use it as evidence that my filosophy is totally lacking some sorta merits.

But when a libral gits into trouble, say Ted Kennedy who drownt some lady by accident, barely a whisper is heard! Ain't no one talkin about thet horrible thing for the last 20 year or so! And yawl: Kennedy got to keep his Senate seat even though the Chapsaquiddicts happened!

This list of hypocrites is a long one; Biden, Byrd, Rostenkowski, Wright, Clinton & Clinton, Cisneros, Berger, Reid, Daschle, Reno... Did their troubles get front page treatment? I don't recall, cause I don't think they done nuthin wrong, sorry. But, remember, the "Monica Affair" story was to be kilt until some Patriot drug it into the nude media sunshine. And here's poor Claude Allen, a office boy, busted for a petty scam o taking stuffs what ain't his to the tune of 25,000 grand over severl months at Target, and lookit what he gets!

A-blazin' on the front page of the New York Times is "Claude Allen is a shoplifter and likes five-fanger discounts!"

BTW, Ann's book "Ain't Got No Reason" is great yawl.

"I guess the only way we'll ever find out how many darkies worked in the Bush administration is to wait for them to shopliff or steal cars so's someday so we can read some more wonnerful stories on the front page of The New York Times about a darkie Republican scofflaw.

It knocks my fool ass over that nobody never heard of Condoleezza Rice since ain't been arrested yet for jaywalking! But since Allen was accused of stealing from department stores a few weeks ago, the Times has mentioned him in lotsa articles, and mainly a major front page article on Monday, coverage more appropriate to the first moon landing back in 1969!

This makes Allen the first brown alleged thief whose photo has ever appeared in The New York Times. "

I know the pic was misleading, yawl. Well, I done got my article from my pal Sasparilla, who like to hang out nude in its house all alone. It git a little lonely up in there, so I posted his pic mebbe he'll get some new friends. Thanks for the information on Ann Coulter, Sasparilla. You gotta lotta smarts, missy.

Let's Breed 'Em Out!

Isn't that a really purty title and an even more exitin' topic? The death of the so-called "smarts" crowd?

While the average "librul" is fretting 'bout Roe v. Wade, mebbe they yawl could turn out that they attitudes towards marriage, children and fambly has doomed there movement from the start!

Kin it only be a matter of time thet the librul children of the '60s kick the bucket and there stoopid and failed, social foolin's kicks the bucket alongside theyselves? It doesn't look good."

My Spiritual Weekend in Downey!

...Now who the hell wouldn't want to eat at a place called Squeezy's Pizza? What a incredible weekend I just had yawl! I had planned to drive to Alabama to see my old ma whilst I got vacation time. But she went and moved herself into a new trailer and ain't settled and unpacked and I don't wanna help her do all thet, I hate fisical work.

So, I started out my spiritual weekend by going to the Citadel in Downey, right here in California! The only other plans I had was to go out and git me a good lunch then drive out to see some other fambly - who I don't rightly like but they's all I got since Barney disappeard. So I needed this hear spiritual trip.

After I got me some vittles, I was headed back toward the freeway when I spotted it. There, in all its splender, was the most beautiful mall I ever seen in my entire lifetime. The Smithsonian, the Gugenheim, the Louvre...all pig poop! That's right yawl, this was the THE CITADEL!You see, this here was a backdrop to the movie Ben Hur, which my pastor says I ain't allowed to see, bein that it gots too many homo overtones. But the Citadel is right here in Downey, California! And peoples wonder why us Californians are so proud...We invented gladiator movies for Christ's sake! This building happens to be the original 1906 Assyrian castle. It got 3 floors worth of Ben Hur artifacts. It was so beautiful. Really...words ain't enough, which is why this here pitcher is nessessary.

It sure was spiritual!

No one gave stealin bitch permissions!

Whew! I was worried that some librul a-holes got ahold of my blog. It was down for a spell earlier on in the day. I sure am glad to be back! How yawl doin? Did anyone watch the Oscars? I din't. I hate all them fancy, gay librul dressed up so and so mofos. Although thet there George Looney is kinda cute in a way. If I could dress him up in a nice flannel shirt, with a cowboy hat, and a big belt buckle with his famous name right their on it, I think he would be the biggest thang goin.

Well. It looks like my pal Espella Humanzee is real mad at helenwheels. Good. She got it comin' to her from stealin my poster and claiming it as her damnselfs own.

Now, I consider myself pretty tolerint. I even let gays post up in here (a course, they gone get an earful back). But stealin is just wrong. Mrs. Wheels din't even AST me could she take the poster. She just TOOK.

Well, maybe I should set the cyber police on her librul, tree-gropin' ass.

Now, I gotta go - they is some patchoolie-smellin mofos huddlin on the corner, I think theys gone start somethin. I gotta go yell at 'em and kick 'em a bit. What I like about hippie librul hairy-pit bed heads is they don't put up much of a fight. I can take most of the women, if'n I hafta.

I wish ol' Barney was home (thet's my man) so he could help me instill the Terror of the Lord within they souls. Oh well.

Hey! What's up with the Blogspot?

Hi,

I just want all my fans to know I am mad 'cause my blog seems to be down. Now, what's up with that yawl. I hope there ain't no hanky panky goin on.

Just sayin!

Brokeback Mounting!

I ain't seen the movie 'cause I don't harken to gay types (ever since I got degayed in the Christian camp a couple year back). but this poster sure looked sweet. I done seen it up here in the internets and I thought I'd post it for yawl. See, sometime I think gays is just nice. Call me sentimental, but these two really look like they's in love.

Maybe it's movie "majic" or whatever. Mebbe they's just really good actors. But they look pertty happy to me.

I won't go see it cause I'm supposed to stay away from gay things, and I'd have to sit with stinky hippie types and foriners prolly. No, I won't go see it - spesially if I do, and word got out, they might kick me out of the conservitive world and all. We cain't have that. What would i blogster?

Update: Just as I suspected, the libruls really go fer this movie.